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Lose the weight without a single needle

Up to 16.6%* body weight

Average lost by people who stayed on the top dose for 64 weeks, with diet and exercise.

The healthy body of your dreams

Treating weight is healthcare, not vanity. A clinician leads your case.

No needles. No fridge

One tablet a day. Lives in a cupboard, travels anywhere.

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Wegovy® pill — semaglutide · clinician-led weight loss

One tablet a day. Works on appetite, not willpower. Checked by a clinician who gets your life.

How it works

Semaglutide copies GLP-1, the gut hormone that tells your brain you've eaten. You feel full sooner and stay full longer.

How to take it

One tablet first thing, on an empty stomach, with a sip of water. Then wait 30 minutes before food, drink or other tablets.

Side effects & who it's not for

Most common: nausea, diarrhoea, vomiting, constipation — usually when starting or stepping up a dose. Not for you if you've had pancreatitis, have a personal or family history of medullary thyroid cancer or MEN2, are already on another GLP-1, or have or have had an eating disorder. Full details are in the Patient Information Leaflet.

The numbers, not the promises:

16.6%
Avg weight lost · 25 mg · 64 wks*
5 min
To apply
0
Needles. Ever
£4.30
Per daily tablet

Diet alone vs diet + the Wegovy pill

0−5%−10%−15%−20%Start24 wks48 wks64 wks−2.7%−16.6%
With the Wegovy pill 25 mgDiet & exercise alone

*Average body-weight change at 64 weeks in OASIS 4 (Wharton et al., NEJM 2025), in people who stayed on treatment. Both groups followed a reduced-calorie diet and increased activity; the comparison group took a placebo tablet. Curve shape is illustrative between start and end points. Individual results vary.

What could that look like for you?

Pop your weight in and see the trial average applied to you.

*Your weight minus 16.6% — the average loss at 64 weeks on the 25 mg dose in OASIS 4, in people who stayed on treatment, with diet and exercise. An illustration, not a prediction or a target: results vary, and your clinician sets your dose and a healthy goal weight. Eligibility shown is a guide; BMI thresholds can be lower for some ethnic backgrounds.

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We're gay. We know you want to feel good naked, not just lighter — so every box comes with a month of CUM and Big D*ck Energy, free for as long as you stay with us.

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CUM and Big D*ck Energy are food supplements, not medicines: they don't treat side effects and have no bearing on whether or what treatment is prescribed. Added to every order while your plan is active and stocks last.

Five things it actually does

  1. A tablet, not a jab — and it quiets the food noise
  2. One rule: empty stomach, then wait 30 minutes
  3. CUM and Big D*ck Energy free in every box, for life
  4. Start low, step up every four weeks
  5. No fridge, plain box, ongoing support — no new fee
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“My GP made me feel like a number. This was the first time talking about my weight didn't feel like a lecture. Judgement-free and properly medical.”

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“I had no idea I even qualified for clinical support. The eligibility check took a minute and a real doctor took it from there.”

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Done with needles? Switch to the pill

On Mounjaro or a Wegovy pen? Your clinician works out your starting tablet from the dose you're on now — no going back to square one.

Switchers get the gifts too: a month of CUM and a month of Big D*ck Energy, free in every box from us, for life.
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Checked by someone who gets your life

Weight is a medical issue, not a moral one — and for a lot of gay men it comes wrapped in shame and a healthcare system that doesn't listen.— Yousef Yaghoubi (He/Him), GPhC no: 2218268

Every prescription is read by a clinician — not an algorithm. If it isn't right for you, you won't be charged.

How it works

Three steps. Five minutes

Answer honestly
A form written for gay men. Nothing to translate.
A clinician reads it
Not an algorithm. If it's a no, you're not charged.
Plain box, 1–3 days
No fridge, no ice packs. A month of CUM and Big D*ck Energy inside, every time.
Ready when you are

Five minutes to apply. Not one needle

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5-minute application · Free · Only pay if prescribed · UK only · 18+
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Got questions?

Everything you need to know

How much is each dose?

Your clinician sets the dose. Most men step up every four weeks: 1.5 mg, 4 mg, 9 mg, then 25 mg.

Dose
1 month
3 months
1.5 mg
£129
£377
4 mg
£149
£437
9 mg
£179
£529
25 mg
£239
£707
Would the weekly jab work better for me?

Mounjaro showed bigger average results in trials, and it's one jab a week with no food rules. If needles don't bother you, ask for it in your application and your clinician will check it suits you.

Is this the real Wegovy?

Yes — licensed Wegovy® tablets made by Novo Nordisk, dispensed by a GPhC-registered UK pharmacy. Nothing compounded, nothing imported.

How do I take it?

First thing in the morning on an empty stomach, with a sip of water. Then wait 30 minutes before food, drink or other tablets. It only works if you stick to that.

Is this designed for gay men?

Yes. The form, the clinicians and the aftercare are built around gay and bi men's lives. No explaining yourself first.

Can I switch from another provider?

Yes. Give your current dose and proof of your prescription in the application, and your clinician can continue you from there.

What happens after the first month?

A week before your next month is due we email a short check-in. Your next month is only sent, and paid for, once you've completed it.

What are the side effects?

Nausea, diarrhoea, vomiting and constipation are the most common, usually when starting or stepping up. Message the team and they can adjust your dose.

What if the clinician says no?

You're told why, and you're not charged.

Will anyone know what's inside?

No. Plain box, nothing on the outside, and a generic descriptor on your statement.

How do I get the free gifts?

A full month of CUM and a full month of Big D*ck Energy are added to every order automatically, for as long as you stay on the Wegovy pill, whichever dose you're prescribed. No code, no extra steps. They're food supplements, not medicines, and have no bearing on whether or what treatment is prescribed.