Performance Shorts

Meet the Friend of Dorothy Performance Shorts — the lightweight, thigh-loving, gym-to-street shorts that put your legs (and your intentions) on full display. Designed for movement, moisture, and moments that turn into stories.

Whether you're sprinting, squatting, stretching, cruising, or simply standing there looking hot, these shorts show up for you.

🩳 Thigh-Forward Cut – Short enough to be sexy, long enough to be functional. Your quads have never looked better.
⚡ Performance-Ready Fabric – Breathable, quick-drying material built for workouts, warm-ups, cool-downs, and everything sweaty in between.
🌈 Iconic Dorothy Graphics – Bold branding + the playful line art that makes people look twice (and then again).
🏃 Move-As-You-Are Stretch – Lightweight and flexible so you can run, lift, dance, or… take them off in one smooth motion.
🔥 Side Stripes for that Athletic Daddy Aesthetic – Because a little sporty energy goes a long way.
👀 Attention Guaranteed – These are not background shorts. These are “someone’s going to comment” shorts.

Made for gay men who train hard, play hard, and look good doing both.

⚡ Wear them to the gym.
⚡ Wear them poolside.
⚡ Wear them when you want to feel fast, strong, and a little bit dangerous.